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Roaming in Wyoming

I was in Wyoming for work last week. Before I get started with my review of this experience, I feel that I need to air out my misconceptions concerning this state. This will give you a better understanding of my response to the experience. What […]

Blue Skies

We recently moved to a new apartment and it doesn’t Suck! So far, no one has been arrested or had their doors kicked in by armed federal agents! This is a 100% improvement from the first day at our last place. Based on that alone […]

ZFG

I remember getting embarrassed about EVERYTHING as an adolescent. I couldn’t even walk past the bra section in a store with out turning 10 kinds of red. (Fortunately I was flat as a sheet of paper until college.) I was obsessed with what people thought […]

Nerdgasm

I am not much of a video game person. I am more of a go outside and hike through the woods to commune with the natures type, or the sit inside reading about people who ride dragons and shit. As a kid the only video […]

These are a few of my least favorite things.

For lack of anything better to write. Shit I dislike. The ultimate first world problem list. When someone talks during the essential dialogue of a movie or TV show. (looking at you Grizzly bear!!) When my coffee gets cold before I’ve had a chance finish 1/2 […]

people skills.. I should work on that.

I have been told a time or two, that I need to work on my people skills. I accept that my ability to respond appropriately to displays of emotional distress is somewhat under developed. I am basically incapable of making small talk without sounding like […]

what is.. winter?

As a native Floridian I have no real concept of winter. Winter is that thing you see in pictures and in movies and go visit on trips, maybe. I was under the impression that California would be somewhat similar in weather patterns to Florida, with […]

burlesque beauties

I’m not real big on holidays. The one exception is Halloween. It’s just about the best thing ever. A holiday where you get to dress up as anything you want. You go out and watch drunk slutty chicks channel their inner Naughty (Insert any noun […]

You can’t spell Diet without Die…

A few years ago my doctor enlightened me to the fact that my blood is essentially a solid and that I should consider increasing my activity level to something above vegetative.  At this rate I should be a “rubenesque” statue of obesity in no time. […]

Humping Poop Machines

A few weeks after we got married, my husband and I adopted an 8 year old corgi. They are basically the spokes dogs of the interwebs. And have entire sites like this.. http://corgiaddict.com/ dedicated to them. Looking into their little fox faces and watching them scurry around […]